Prude-ru Fears Sex
File under: The Siddhi of PR
Sri Sitaramji Kapu uses the accelerating Westernization of India as a springboard to inject his ridiculous (yet sadly traditional) notions about a healthy sex life:
Sitaramji enjoined his followers to follow, Dr Molvil Keith, MD, who proclaims, "This seed is marrow to your bones, food to your brains, oil to your joints and sweetness to your breath and if you are a man, you should never loose a drop of it until you are 30 and then only for the purpose of having a child which shall be blessed by heaven."Did he just say that backed up semen smells nice out of your mouth?
No thanks. We'll stick with Ultrabright™.