Tilak Heads Back East
File under: Gurubusting, Hands Where They Don't Belong and Satscams
For those of you curious about the latest doings of that lanky Sri Lankan and his "art" with a flashlight, the "Doctor" sends us an update:
Tilak has dashed out to the East Coast to find a producer that will make him famous. Ronda Byrne has obviously become too rich or enlightened to be seen with him.Who can blame Rhonda for dropping Tilak like he was a needy plain Jane at a cheerleaders' convention. Now that she's been vaunted into the highest echelons of New Age™ flimflammery by her guru, Oprah, there's just no need for such a lightweight con-partner anymore.
Tilak's love bird is still being hidden from the public. He has stopped seeing his students because no one has told him that everyone knows she has cancer, so he keeps the charade going. That and the fact that he pissed off nearly everyone during his Ronda obsession.
I thought I was going to be able to talk about the love bird's replacement, but it seems that she also has vanished. Is this a sign that the walls of illusion are vanishing?
This has put a tremendous financial stain on [Tilak.] With [him] missing out on some good meals and free drinks nearly every weekend, I'm am also feeling the strain. I guess paying ten thousand dollars for an odyssey [to] then watch him talk on the phone to Ronda for the whole weekend has taken its toll.
Even his personal assistant (when she isn't in rehab for something or leading an AA meeting) doesn't accompany him on his trips anymore. She obviously doesnt fit the beautiful blond profile anymore. Why doesn't he just blow on her? The blue light should make her all better and beautiful, according to him.
He (Tilak) seems to find the company of younger male entrepreneurs more to his liking lately. However, his Hollywood hair dresser and professed best friend opted out of the Movie trip this week. Maybe he has a rep to watch out for, or maybe it seems that the people on the West Coast are starting to feel a bit silly having spent so much [money] for... what was it again?... oh, I remember, an explosion of light breeze. So it's time to test the waters back east.
Meanwhile, Tilak continues to chase his dreams of big-time celebrity gurudom. But with the recent press investigation in San Diego and that damning piece in New York magazine, along with the omnipotent power of the Googles, he'll soon find a diminished patsy-pool from which to dip in for his living expenses.