The "Master" Loser
File under: Gurubusting and Wackadoo Gurus
Today a regular reader pushed us to reveal the existence of Charles Buell Anderson, aka "The Master Teacher," otherwise known as Chucky. There's not much to say about this creep; he's so clearly grandiose – at a level well-past the psychotic – as to make everything about him a joke, including the time he visited Kalki "The Kracki" Bhagavan in India and was made to wait:
Chucky went to India to visit Kalki Bhagavan. It turned out to be a disaster, as Chucky became super angry, screaming and insulting Kalki as he left. All this because he was told he had to wait.Way to go Chucky! Making yourself out to be a bigger loser than the Kracki is no small feat. Too bad it's about the only thing you are a master of, besides getting fools to believe you speak for God.
Labels: Gurubusting, Wackadoo Gurus
posted by guruphiliac @ 3:30 PM
40 Comments:
this chucky claims to be Jesus reicarnated!
i wonder who is "Bride of Chucky". after all, even Kalki has his "Amma".
A Course in Miracles is kind of an interesting document -- certainly useful in pointing to nonduality, if presented in the right way. The scary part is that this guy isn't even close to the worst example of people misunderstanding/misusing ACIM. I don't see him talking anywhere about space aliens, for example...
Firstly, I’ll admit to being miffed about this fellow using my copyrighted name but I can see how his delusions could happen. First a guy sticks his head up his own ass, that’s the beginning of his troubles...ask Semblance..... In the lonely and pitch black void, he begins to imagine company. His asshole becomes an arabian tent, expansive, sweet spelling, and full of light. His own hemroid cluster becomes a golden crown. Polyps take on the appearance of jewels around his throat. In a take off of “see the world in a grain of sand”, the man sees universes in balls of his own shit. Everything he sees is a reflection of his own butt loop self. He peoples his world with critters nicer than himself who will give him money and praise, finally drawing all his disciples into a dark and airless room. He has made his imagined world identical to the real world of his own asshole. His work is now complete and he awaits rebirth where he will sit eternally on his porcelain throne, made in Summit, New Jersey by very human hands!
The link under "Chucky" has no waste...:
"MT claims that no master, other than him, has been capable of enlightening his followers, including Jesus."
I met this guy, pushed by some friends who were starting to get into the cult. It is the most skeary cult disguished in light.....
the old man is a hipnotizer, wishpering and talking no sense for hours without stoping.... then, the music comes, and the followers get in scene, rising their arms, and doing noises like if their are flying and they scream "oh God, yes God.... I love you,....YES!...." and they start then looking at newbes with big open eyes and a smile like if they were the holy spirit reincarnated taking you to the light....
The old man keeps on saying that he is not from this world, and that he has already gone from this world.... and that in an instant he will take you with him...in the moment he says this, he stops talking, and start gazing at the people sit around him at his feet... like if he is doing the transmission...
The worse of this thing is that all followers give their life to him, and soon start talking like him, repeating sentences of the course in miracles book.
When you try to have a converstaion with them, they would avoid any confrontation, saying that they do not exist, that their body does not exist, and that all you are saying is nonsense and illussion from your sick mind. that you are totally demential and need recovering, by going away from here and to the light. Their only goal is to go the light. They become so unrooted, that look like zombies... their eyes turn backwards.... as if the light is blinding them... and start doing those noises, and afirmations: yeah!, yeah! uuuuuueeeeeeeehhhhh!!!! oh yeah!!!!!!!!...
is totally crazy......
They think that if they go to live with Chucky to the Endeaveour Academy in a matter of 2 - 3 years they will all get enlightened,... as all who lives there for a while, are totally enlightened already. They call themselves teachers of god, and their teachings is repeating the book of A Course In Miracles...
I tell you guys, this man is fucking crazy,.... and dangerous.
Chuck, I don't think he awaits rebirth, since he already says he is not from this world, and he has left this world, 2000 years ago.
I have never seen such a gigantic ego,.... not even Kracki .... well... maybe they are at the same level.... that could explain the battle they went into , back at Kracki's palace.
I read the Ozzie compainer and he says he learned everything he knows from his "beloved Osho". Since he's an Ozzie, I'd guess he missed seeing "beloved Osho" on evening news in Oregon, riding in his 365 Rolls Royces with machine gun mounted jeeps leading the way. He probably missed seeing elderly people in Antelope, Oregon terrified by his fellow deputised "sanyassins" with semi-automatic weapons coming into their homes to terrorize them into either moving or not voting to uphold the land use laws that were being used to prevent a gambling mecca to be built there. He probably heard about the attempts on the life of an Oregon senator and the attempted poisoning of the entire town of the Dalles by Osho's disciples. After 20 years they still don't have salad bars in the Dalles. Oh yeah, Osho was a great beloved! At least Chucky is just an ordinary asshole by comparrison.
wow anon, you really have a thing with Osho's disciples....
Well, I have to say I have never been interested in that man with bear... but I have never read before that he claimed to be Bhudda, or Jesus, or Vishnu reincarnated..... the only capable of enlightining people...
so this con man, Chucky seems to be way ahead in the list of con men....
have you guys seen Chucky's dauther comment at Chuky's link?(right under the picture of Chucky:
"Bodhi you are dead. You have denied the light and the darkness will be double for you. I hate you because you ARE the world. You have chosen to be nothing. The Master offered you Eternal Life and your chose death. I shall protect my brother in light as Jesus has instructed me and take them with me unto the Father out of the world and away from you!
Elley | Email | Homepage | 10.16.05 - 2:00 pm "
hohohoooooo!!!!!!!!
please also note the following, that I just read in the same place were Alley's comment, apparently, Chucky's battle with Kracky, is not an isolated case:
"I received several emails from one of Deepak Chopra's associates recently. Apparently they took Endeavor Academy at their word when the included Chucky into their program. They spent the whole time regretting it and attempting to keep Chucky and his band of spiritual goons away from Deepak.
They said that he will never again be invited to attend or talk at this or any other event. It doesn't matter where Chucky goes there is trouble, he attacks people that the Spiritual Community in general, respect.
He acts as though he knows something the rest of us don't and I gave him the benefit of the doubt for 7 years. In all that time he never said or did anything that any drunk wouldn’t do or say. He most certainly never impressed me as anything more than a violent coward.
Robin~
wow anon, you really have a thing with Osho's disciples....
so this con man, Chucky seems to be way ahead in the list of con men....
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Chucky appears to be a con man who specializes only in people with very low intelligence. Osho was asilver tongued con man. People in Oregon are still getting over the effects of his great teaching. When Chucky starts killing people, then he might rise to the level of Osho.
First a guy sticks his head up his own ass
I am consistently confounded and perpetually perplexed at how transparent head cases like this Chucky can get any traction with anyone at all. It must all boil down to dumb ass morons with nothing better to do than listen to a balloon-headed dorkasauraus drone on about himself.
anon: "When Chucky starts killing people, then he might rise to the level of Osho."
well, then, he already is...note how he utomatically kills all who dear to step out of his God Country Place, by labelling them "The dead ones". Imagine one who has been involved with him for years, giving upon him all his hopes and longins, and spiritual trust.... and if he/she dears to leave....automatically he/she is dead.
Besides, there are cases of suicide among his followers.
I tel u , I have no particular simpathy for Osho, but Chucky seems to be ahead him. Are u maybe trying to push the attention away from Chucky???
anon, read here:
"Suicides spark fears of Byron church cult "
http://www.apologeticsindex.org/news1/an010519-15.html
Jody I have to confess that I "crack" for you.
I am a fellow "devotee" to your comments. The last one being particularly hilarious!
I am at the risk of getting hooked at guruphiliac...
so I will moderate my visits to this blog...
but again and again, thank you.
" It must all boil down to dumb ass morons with nothing better to do than listen to a balloon-headed dorkasauraus drone on about himself."
Chuck ! it's a matter of shame on you that some one with your name is doing such good service to humanity while you are still trying to stuff your double wide in to the denim. Wake up chuck.
Be a chucky and you can cover your double wide in a holy gown like ohshit (or is it osho ???)and can still stick your neck through your ass....
semblance s and orchestra said...
Chuck ! it's a matter of shame on you that some one with your name ...trying to stuff your double wide in to the denim...like ohshit (or is it osho ???)and can still stick your neck through your ass....
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Semblance, my brother, you have got me thinking now and wondering if this fellow could be my namesake, Uncle Chucky, on my daddy's side. This fellow wandered from home decades ago and has remained unheard of till now. So I have compassion for this other Chucky who has lived so long with head-up-his-ass-disease. Someone should feed him a meal of chicken fried steak with gravy, fried okhra, fried chicken neck, pickled pig's feet, fried gizzards, texas toast, collard greens, poke salad, fresh purple hulled peas, bisquits and sorghum--- cause all it would take is one good fart for him to blow his own brains out!
Original Chucky said>>>>>>>Someone should feed him a meal of chicken fried steak with gravy, fried okhra, fried chicken neck, pickled pig's feet, fried gizzards, texas toast, collard greens, poke salad, fresh purple hulled peas, bisquits and sorghum---
~~~~ I got it chuck !
Now I know the secret 'behind' your bountifulness. But in my humble estimation you can do a much better job than your namesake.
You missed the baked bacterial beans and the can of rotten cheese he should be choked with....
semblance s and orchestra said...
You missed the baked bacterial beans and the can of rotten cheese he should be choked with....
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I was raised on a strict "soul food" diet, no baked beans or rottage cheese, which is probably responsible for my level of spiritual attainment, semblance: everything fried, except what was boiled with a big ham bone! It has not only given me an expanded view of existence, it has helped transmit an expanded vision of my own self to others, since my denim clad butt is as wide and blue as the unwavering sky on a windless Dime Box, Texas summer day! Only you don't want to be around me on a windless day!
This other Chucky has been less fortunate than me. Having not been fed as well as a boy, he has to make hisself God to balance the scale!
Just how big is your ass, Chuck?
MulePuky said>>>Just how big is your ass, Chuck?
~~~~ Good question MP. But you should know you are now exploring the unchartered and assphyxianting region...
mule puky said...
Just how big is your ass, Chuck?
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Think 40 acres of blue bonnets straddling an oil refinery!
I apreciate Jody's humor, and some of the other's, but sometimes some people loose the point, and only see shit and assholes around them... at that point,... I ask myself what's the point of reading this blog.
May be u guys can open a blog specialized on these matters, where u can cover eachother's asses in grease and shit, and leave this space for the Big Daddys and Mommy's own Big Balls of Divine Shit.
valentina said...
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May be u guys can open a blog specialized on these matters, where u can cover eachother's asses in grease and shit...
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My dear Valentina, if you are speaking of my own good self, I must say I have smelt the distinct odor of your shit around here as well!... As Betty used to say before she got too sanctified, "Bite me!"
You chuck, and a few more, seems to feel on your own paradise when surrendered by shit. Not that I wouldn't, if I had no choice, but honestly, my personality has preferences, and shit is not something I like to be around to.
For me is enough about talking about your shit preferences.
valentina said...
You chuck, and a few more, seems to feel on your own paradise when surrendered by shit....
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Can you repeat all this in Spanish, please? Otherwise one woman's perfume is another woman's fume. If you can't stand the smell, you have to stay out of the barnyard, val.
valentina said...>>>>>>>
I apreciate Jody's humor, and some of the other's, but sometimes some people loose the point, and only see shit and assholes around them...
~~~~~ Valentina ! After the precious ass of jody's dog, the most worshippable here around is chuck's. Especially after his unwavered services to this blog for a nonstop two years. He had been conferred as the senior most disciple of jody. Without knowing the hardassed realities of the blog, you have made such derogatory comments about chuck and i extend my severe condemnations.
You are jealous but if you prove your worth here then perhaps your turn might be considered soon. Till then be humble enough to cork up your stink and just chill out.
In the absense of betty, you could be the next top choice. Hmm... is some one missing in the list??
semblance....
I have not to prove my worth to ANYONE.
if I am to be the next choice to substitute Betty,(I don't know her). I can deal with it. No problem, but don't expect me to engage in such nonsense conversations, cause I just won't.
My relationship with shit, is intimate, and I only deal with it in my toilet.
Otherwise I remain pristine, and inmaculate just like the next Madonna, glowing and with scents of roses, evrywhere I go. Except when I shit each morning in my toilet.
Is just my personal preference.
Meanwhile, if I am to realize that my presence in this blog is not welcome, I will stop joining, and if I am to realize, that some others presence in this blog, is not what I enjoy to deal, each morning with my coffee, I will stop joining, as well.
Dealing with the shit of my chikens is enough for me.
valentina said...
semblance....
I have not to prove my worth to ANYONE.
if I am to be the next choice to substitute Betty,(I don't know her). I can deal with it. No problem, but don't expect me to engage in such nonsense conversations, cause I just won't.
My relationship with shit, is intimate, and I only deal with it in my toilet.
Otherwise I remain pristine, and inmaculate just like the next Madonna, glowing and with scents of roses, evrywhere I go. Except when I shit each morning in my toilet.
Is just my personal preference.
Meanwhile, if I am to realize that my presence in this blog is not welcome, I will stop joining, and if I am to realize, that some others presence in this blog, is not what I enjoy to deal, each morning with my coffee, I will stop joining, as well.
Dealing with the shit of my chikens is enough for me.
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Not bad, Val! In fact I nominate you as the new Betty! You are in fact, Semblance-N-A-Skirt! Thanks for your support, semblance! But to say I am Jody's senior most disciple is an offense to Jody, although I may well be the oldest guy here...Notice that it only takes two of us to hog tie this little gal. You are most welcome in this barn yard, Val. This hog stye is your own Self!
to say I am Jody's senior most disciple is an offense to Jody
It's no offense to me, Chuck, although it may paint you a sucker to some.
when I experienced shit as not separete fom my self, I stoped giving it particular attention, since I prefered to put atention into organic Bulgarian Rose Oil.
idnwtjody said...
It's no offense to me, Chuck, although it may paint you a sucker to some.
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I heard that Ramakrishna said if someone criticizes your Guru you should either bitch slap 'em
or get up and leave. Both options are availiable here for those who feel offended by you, Jody. All kiding aside, I say after 35 years of meditating and sitting with both true and false teachers, that I have learned a lot from Jody. You are clear in mind and sincere in heart. I know a good guy when I meet one! From my heart comes a Texas sized thank you! May Kali Ma always shine upon and through you!
I just wish this Secret worked better. Even the Dime Box Video Express has a copy! I was hoping by now to have manifested not only my triple wide and fully restored 54 Chevy, I had hoped for that skiing trip for you, Jody! Anybody have any free coaching hints?
Adios, Amigo!
"Think 40 acres of blue bonnets straddling an oil refinery!"
Chuck, I think I saw it this morning on my way to work, but without the oil refinery. The color blue is very spiritual, perhaps you are channeling Krishna.
durga said...
"Think 40 acres of blue bonnets straddling an oil refinery!"
The color blue is very spiritual, perhaps you are channeling Krishna.
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Not wanting to hurt any Krishna worshipper's feelings because their women devotees can be real violent, I have to wonder if a Deity can be channeled exclusively by a single body part, namely my blue denim backside?
New Betty said...
when I experienced shit as not separete fom my self, I stoped giving it particular attention...
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I bow to your newly enlightened poop, New Betty! It's some considerable better than your old poop!
"I just wish this Secret worked better. Even the Dime Box Video Express has a copy! I was hoping by now to have manifested not only my triple wide and fully restored 54 Chevy, I had hoped for that skiing trip for you, Jody! Anybody have any free coaching hints? "
Chuck, the answer is right here in Texas. You can get Miracles coaching by Wimberly's own joe "Mr. Fire" Vitale. www.miraclescoaching.com
Ask Cosmic Connie about him. She knows more than I. But it says in the All Natural magazine that I got at a coffeee shop for free that his miracle coaching program can "help get you clear of the invisible inner blocks inside youyrself so you can have, do or be whatever you want". So, maybe both you and Jody can give him a call, eh?
Just got back from India. Can not begain to tell you of the impact on my life. Not that you would really care because you think you know somthing. The joke of course is there is no you anyway. Please do not take this as anything other than me just passing through and saying hi. I wouldnt for the life of me ty to change your mind. Especially since you still think its "your" mind. When you locate this "Jody" let me know...In all humor
John Christian
When you locate this "Jody" let me know
Who?
"When you locate this "Jody" let me know
Who?"
Hehe the guy you think you are. Is he the body that your parents made and "you" have no control of or "your" mind that seems to just spew from one subject to another that you have no control of???
Hehe the guy you think you are.
You mean, the guy you think I think I am.
I know myself as an individual who is fed up with the nonsense and bullshit about self-realization spewed by these big-time gurus as their means to self-aggrandizement. That individual also likes to ski, ride mountain bikes, backpack, catch snakes and chase supercell thunderstorms.
However, that's not who I really am. Who I really am is this: ' ' This knowledge exists in the context of this life as an ongoing revelation, regardless of and despite your inability to recognize and/or accept that. So when you ask who I am, I can say in complete honestly: who? Because this: ' ' is not a who.
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