Maharishi Still Trolling For Vedic Geeks

File under: The Siddhi of PR and Wackadoo Gurus

That mad little coot in Holland is still trying to recruit a crack chanting squad of 8000 from Nepal. Apparently, the Nepalese haven't quite yet caught on to how much of a nutbag the wacky old man really is.

Those who don't speak English get special priority, seeing as a good deal of the English-speaking world has failed to recognize the Maharishi as the savior of all mankind.

The older he gets, the more money goes straight down the drain in his attempt to jump-start his psychotically grandiose dreams for the millionth time. It would be pretty funny if it weren't so sad to see an old man flail against reality the way the Maharishi does. Think geriatric bunny rabbit up against a steel-plate wall bouncing up and down on his ass in an attempt to remove it and you'll have the picture.