Randy Guru Creepalu
File under: Hands Where They Don't Belong and The Siddhi of PR
For an enlightening rendering of the social politics of gurudom in India, take a look at the comments generated by our two recent posts about Swami Ram Tripathi, aka Kripalu Maharaj. It's a slice o' devotee drama with most folks taking one of two sides: those who know women who have been sexually molested by the dude, and those who have drank so much Kool-Aid that they could justify the guy pulling a gun out and shooting up a room full of babies.
Apparently, the Swami has been getting away with this kind of thing for decades. The sexual hijinks allegedly occur under the cover of Kripalu playing Krishna, with the various, multiple female partners being the Gopis. Such are the perks of engineering his declaration as the fifth jagadguru of Hinduism.
Meanwhile, the Swami has skated away from the recent rape charges in Trinidad-Tobago. We're willing to lay $100 on the line that he never sets foot in that country again, despite the fact that he is still under indictment there. The excuse will be medical... but the truth will be criminal.
When all is said and done, you've got to hand it to the 85-year-old man for having the sexual stamina of a man 60-years younger. It might be icky for the ladies he convinces will be helped in their spiritual lives by becoming a gopi in his naughty adventures, but it's hard to hate a playa' for having that kind of game... unless, of course, you happen to be one of those ladies.
posted by guruphiliac @ 3:01 PM
5 Comments:
At first I thought this "Creepalu" post was going to be about Yogi Amrit Desai, whose "power comes from the barrel of a penis" randiness cost him the guruship at Lenox 01240 some dozen years ago.. but this "Kripalu Maharaj" fella seems to have no connection to YAD, Swami Kripalvananda, or the Kripalu yoga organization.
Jody said...When all is said and done, you've got to hand it to the 85-year-old man for having the sexual stamina of a man 60-years younger.
Now, Jody, all we know is that the old man is crazy enough to want to sexually dominate women and perhaps little boys. We don't know how good of a job he does at it. How do we know he actually gets it up. Maybe it's just wishful thinking on his part but when it comes down to it he has to use a dildo...
anon said...Maybe it's just wishful thinking on his part but when it comes down to it he has to use a dildo...
Yea Chuck, (I think I hear Chuck's word cadence at work here)I'll bet your mule could do a much better job than this old swami and charge much less as well.
Betty said...I'll bet your mule could do a much better job than this old swami and charge much less as well.
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That was not Chuck and Chuck would have to hesitate to enter Da Free Jack in a sex race with Creepalu. In the first place this Creepalu has had a lot more action than the mule, though in mule years they may be about the same age. I can't see my mule wanting to lie and deceive folks who loved him like this Creepalu, either. I will say that if you put Creepalu on a donkey and Da Free Jack on a donkey, Da would get to the finish line quicker, and believe me, Da would not need no dildo!
the power of an 80? yr old man...or a seventy year old man....as follows!!!!!!!!AN ALTERNATE VIEW OF INNERTUNING TRADEMARK
CHAKATUNING "
SRI CENTERS PRINCETON NJ AND ELSEWHERE
SHYAM BHATNAGAR reconsidered..............and its about time..hes been in europe/usa since 1960 (?)....since he was like 21 years old......
he was quick to see the money to be made in the west !!!!!!!!!!! got here before maharisi mahesh.
.....quick to put trademarks on HIS BRANDS
.....perhaps the first india to SEE THE POTENTIAL IN BRANDING /COMMERCIALIZING ANCIENT KNOWLEDGE
....and he claims (wrongfully according to those close to the late harish johari)
this knowledge as his ..!!! " its my unique contribution to civilization/psychology "
.....very publicity shy...for 46 years..till he put up a website...his aversion to publicity is understandable since hes victimized people along the way...hes an opportunist
.......you can see him in action in GARY NULLS 2002 DVD talking about peace and mantras...hes the only indian in the vid,,...he doesnt use his name....just talkin peace
........one of his victims was his friend/..teacher? HARISH JOHARI who said he was used.....presumably for knowledge of tantra or connections to teachers in the east or westerners who had $$$$$....shyams into $$$4
....a shameless womanizer...at the age of about 70...howeever since hes a TANTRIK this may go with the territory !!!!!1 the respected SWAMI LAXMANJOO of kashmir told his students...."avoid the tantriks they may have powers but arent ethical and womaniz"!!!!
well doesnt that description fit shyam " let me at yr girlfriends and daughters " to a TEE !!!!!
....claims to have studied the chakras of 20000 ? 30000? seekers by now !!!!!!!!
well at 200$ ? per person thats millions of dollars !!!!!!!1
WARNING HES DOING A TOUR OF EUROPE THIS SUMMER....FRANCE IS ONE PLACE HE MAKES ...er " many girlfriends ".......and lotsa $$$$$$$
im one of his victims....he is not ethical.......
if you read this and need more info......theres a book "sex in the forbidden zone"
maybe read that.....read at rick ross.com about swami rama of himalayan institute....another fallen tantrik....himalayan institute paid a huge settlement due to his womanizing/victimizing...yet only one of his many victims was willing to speak up and face HI down in court.....Swami R having fled ...went home to die
if ya want more info ill send more....hope ya can post this somewhere online where people can get an alt view of SB......i heard gary null on the radio earlier this week.....maybe a copy can be sent to him and rick ross
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