Friday, November 09, 2007

The Kracki's Stateside 'Ho

File under: Satscams

When we saw the list of registered deeksha pushers "oneness" facilitators participating in the Kracki's efforts to stunt all spiritual development in the world, we hesitated a sec before bringing our light to bear there again. It's been quite a while since that jolly old piggy Kalki Bhagavan has made a appearance on these pages, and now that he's got an army of hoppers slanging his product, the stakes are trending up.

But today we're going to talk more about his Stateside 'ho.

Now, we're not unaware that Sri Ranji might be an absolutely adorable person, someone we might find funny, charming, intelligent and in possession of insight; so when we call her a 'ho, we're only extending the "Kracki" metaphor. If he's the king pin pimp drug dealer, Sri Ranji is his number one bitch in the States.

The outrage our little simile may provoke is a test for Ranji, and all the other poor souls trapped in a notion of enlightenment that is like 10 coats of blackout paint on the window to your soul. The whole basis of the "Oneness Movement" is rooted in Vedanta. And the one thing Vedanta tells us above all other things is that you are always oneness absolute, whether you believe it or not, or whether you are aware of it or not. Essentially, the truth of Vedanta renders any "oneness blessing" to be at the very best, only a ritual acknowledgement of a truth that has never not been. We're all always oneness, all the time, folks. Just because you don't "feel" it doesn't mean it's not so, and if you do think you can feel it, please accept the fact that you are feeling nothing more than the mental effects of an idea your mind has been polluted with.

What Sri Ranji is providing is the worst spiritual poison. What they call "oneness" we know to be nonsense. The truth of the Atman cannot be given, simply because it has never not been our gift. All you get from that vileness called the "oneness blessing" is the idea that you got something. They're selling nothing but hot air, and now millions are going gaga over their own self-generated spiritual delusion, the very crack that the Kracki defiles the world with.

So, based on that view, we feel perfectly justified in calling Sri Ranji a 'ho, the Kracki a pig, his wife Amma a cow, and all those who believe he is God, tragically deluded.

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At 11/10/2007 12:06 PM, Blogger Steven Sashen said...

I'm always struck by people who assert truth or falsehood based on whether they're "feeling it."

If we relied on our feelings as a measure of truth, then we'd still be convinced that the sun rotates around the earth and that we are standing still in the center of the universe.

A feeling is simply the side effect of some biochemical event (if one wants to take the position that mental events are synonymous with biochemical events). It's no more the proof of anything than not winning the lottery is proof that you're "unlucky."

 
At 11/10/2007 12:21 PM, Blogger gregory said...

i took BA from Chennai to London last month, and in the preflight crap, middle of the night, i noticed several bright and happy younger people, let's say 20's and 30's, going through the lines.... it turned out they were a group of more than 20 Mexicans, returning home after three weeks at the Onenness thing....

they never saw Kalki, and only paid $3200, instead of $5000, the thirld world solidarity discount plan i guess, but they were the nicest and clearest group of people i have seen in a long time... AND..

they ALL were hoping to come back in February for more ...

now i am even more cynical than you are, but i have to say, the guy, his program, something, is giving a lot of satisfaction to people....

now here in Tiru, the south Indian capital of lost foreign souls, there are a bunch of them, and, yes, they strut, and believe with a a capital B, but I'm with you on this one, I don't get it....

though i did hear one woman's explanation that seemed to cover the "reverse your brain" thing, and that is as a result of her course, she was experiencing herself and then the thoughts, instead of the thoughts and then her reaction...

so... i am being charitable and saying , the lord works in mysterious ways, and any way, the long road of human perfection takes eons, all these little baby steps that seem like big deals are just the flicking off of a dust spot or two, prior to some major housecleaning...

enjoy

 
At 11/10/2007 12:28 PM, Blogger gregory said...

hey steve sashen.. couldn't one also say the biochemical events are the side effect of feelings?

(for me the brain is the cause of nothing, it is effect only)

but feelings are not reliable for another reason too... they change... lol, oh, do they change!

but, not much else to go on as we make our way through this world, the useless mind (which so often lies) and the equally useless feelings....

makes one yearn, i say, YEARN, for something more, don't it?

and that's when our troubles really begin..

 
At 11/10/2007 12:56 PM, Blogger jody said...

they were the nicest and clearest group of people i have seen in a long time

They were still high from the carefully constructed sensate indoctrination they were subjected to. Make everyone feel like spiritual superheroes and they'll certainly keep coming back for more.

The problem is that these induced states have absolutely nothing to do with nondual truth. But because they are associated with nondual truth by the LIARS at the Oneness Movement, they've been effectively blocked from EVER seeing the nondual truth as it exists in them. Now that they've drank the Kool-Aid, they're inoculated with a pernicious delusion that keeps them from realizing authentic spiritual truths, and they are now enthusiastically aiding and abetting a criminal enterprise and excited about coming back for more to boot.

Bravo to the Kracki! He is a criminal mastermind and one of this century's greatest con men.

 
At 11/10/2007 1:08 PM, Blogger gregory said...

yeah, it only takes about ten years of samadhi states and bliss and shakti to realize that THAT AINT IT...

but to be able to SAY that, i had to be one of those wackos...

and from kalki's point of view, it is a no brainer... he could still be stuck at the Life INsurance Corporation of India, drinking tea and pushing papers...

i mean, come on.. lol

 
At 11/11/2007 8:04 AM, Blogger CHUCK said...

Boys, even old Chuckji used to be apple cheeked and diamond eyed! First when I was a member of the Children Of God before they started pokin ever thang that moved includin their farm animals and their children and then as a TM practicionor and initiator. Them bright believers' eyes is what convinced me to become a TM teacher in the first place! I happened to look in a mirror back in 1974, somethin I always tend to avoid because the expanse of the face would hardly fit in one mirror even back then and because of the buck teeth and because before and after those little pig eyes of mine got brightened up with believin that the Good Lord was gettin his instructions from Mugarishi, them eyes was off putting even to yours truly! Sometimes I will stand off to the side and hold my chopped down pinky finger in from of the mirror to see what it looks like to others but generally I stay out of sight of myself if possible, havin enough problems without havin to know the truth about my self! But one day in 1974 I glanced at them pig eyes of mine and they was as bright as Walmart spoons! To add to the mystery of it my cheeks was each like 20 acres of red bloomin Tyler roses! To add to even that, I had become so nice and complimentary that Chuck JR’s momma come damn near to lettin me mount her! That this did not work out was not her fault! We was livin in a low ceilined room built onto my Daddy’s double wide and if you'd stacked the two of us up one on top of the other in there, we could have become permanently lodged in that double wide and died!

 
At 11/11/2007 10:01 AM, Anonymous Betty said...

Another interesting tale, Chuck... You have mentioned this missing pinky finger several times now both here and at the TM Free blog. What happened to your pinky? Also do you really have buck teeth? I can't remember ever seeing a man as "large" as you say you are with buck teeth. And by the way, what does your body have to do with Kracki and his HO?

 
At 11/11/2007 11:05 AM, Blogger gregory said...

chuck, i'm buying your book as soon as it comes out, don't make me wait...

 
At 11/11/2007 11:27 AM, Blogger Cosmic Connie said...

I really need to finish my half-finished blog post about this Kalki/Oneness phenomenon, even though it's a bit beyond my normal scope. In fact for the most part I will be pointing back to your blog, Jody, since you've already done most of the "heavy lifting" in this area. (I am nothing if not lazy.) But this "deeksha madness" is spreading, and it's really getting into the more "mainstream" New-Wage community here in Houston, and most certainly in Austin and surrounding areas. Soon, soon, it will be everywhere....

 
At 11/11/2007 11:28 PM, Blogger gregory said...

everything that has a beginning, ends... which is why so many things come and go, or, rather, why so many movements rise into awareness, and then decline.... and on the way up, everyone enthuses, and on the way down, everyone snipes... it is a natural thing not a big deal

those of us who say hey, you are already that, well, we have gone through the loop more than once, i would bet... (and some of us still aren't over our resentment.. lol)

kalki is mocked openly, and still the herds roll in.... it is like that, and it is ok....

an article about this is at From Shankara to Kalki Avatar

gregory

 
At 11/12/2007 8:58 AM, Blogger CHUCK said...

Betty said... You have mentioned this missing pinky finger several times now... What happened to your pinky?... And by the way, what does your body have to do with Kracki and his HO?
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Thank you Gregory for your encouragement to write a book but I fear I must remain sittin eternally at the feet of my Teacher, Shri Shri Loui L’Amour! I only have 15 minutes per diem to do this here and have been slowed down considerably by a sprung wrist and thumb on my writin and wipin hand! While livin powerless in the mule shed I must sneak into my own double wide like a thief in the naught to use the computer and keyboard which Chuck JR’s momma now claims as her own! Betty, as to your question about my pinky, this happened way back in 1973 or 4. At that time I was freshly married to Chuck JR’s momma and we had a blue and white 1969 Ford Gallaxy automobile with plenty of chrome on the side. One day she was about to drive off in a huff cause I had switched my weddin ring from the left hand to my wipin hand pinky finger. I was hunkered down and leanin against the Gallaxy tryin to tell the gal that my ring fingers had swole under the influence of her fried okra and that puttin a ring on my left pink could have been misunderstood as a signal to the only known homosexul livin in Dime Box at the time. The gal would not listen and put pedal to the medal! The ring caught itself on some beautiful ornate chrome and as the woman drove away to N Louisana to visit her own snuff dippin momma, she took my ring and both knuckles my pinky with her! What this has to do with Kracki I cannot say, except that I have heard in these pages that Kracki’s own wife is hell on wheels!

 
At 11/12/2007 11:55 AM, Blogger Stuart said...

Steven Sashen said...
I'm always struck by people who assert truth or falsehood based on whether they're "feeling it."

I've gone on some camping trips with a friend who always wants to find a place far away from where anyone else is camping. He thinks he's only in "nature" if there's absolutely no trace of humanity. I always tell him that he's mistaken, that everything is nature, including humans.

Some "spiritual" people seem to think that way about human nature: that our true nature isn't everything we are, but rather every we are minus the intellect. They don't realize that everything is Truth; they think that Truth is only revealed when reason is ignored. They end up following whatever they feel, and get good and bad results accordingly.

Stuart
http://stuart-randomthoughts.blogspot.com/

 
At 11/12/2007 6:27 PM, Blogger yomamma said...

my question is , if this stuff rewires your brain, and you get the deeksha why do you have to go back? is it like having a bad contracter who really doesn't fix the lightswitch, but tells you he has to do more stuff cas your switch is so messed up? i bet people love that!!

 
At 11/13/2007 4:31 PM, Blogger Steven Sashen said...

Gregory... I'm not sure that a feeling creates a biochemical event. First, if we assume a feeling is synonymous with a biochemical event, it's not creating anything... we just go from one biochemical event to another (some have feelings attached to them).

Second, the neuropsych research suggests (strongly) that by the time we "feel the feeling" or "think the thought" we're about .2-.3 seconds PAST a bioelectrical event that can be identified in the brain.

I'm assuming you're not taking the position that a feeling is a non-physical "thing."

Stuart -- I've had the same conversations about "nature" and the natural trash on the side of the natural highway ;-)

It's similar to people who say they want to do "personal growth" work so that they "Can be more myself."

I love to respond, "Who do you think you've been all this time? I hate to break it to you, but you already ARE all of yourself... and one aspect of this 100% complete thing you are is thoughts/feelings/body-shape that you wish were different."

 
At 11/13/2007 5:40 PM, Blogger gregory said...

thanks steven, don't know if you will get to this page again...

my feeling (!) is that both the biochemistry and the so-called thoughts or feelings are BOTH after-the-fact-of .... something, and we don't yet know how to measure that, instrumentation is too gross yet...

the idea of sheathes, subtler levels of body, might indicate this as well

a quote that i cannot attribute.... science doesn't tell us about the universe, it tells us about what the mind can know about the universe....

this is interesting stuff to me... another recent example, the human genome project - it was thought that, ha, now we got the basic building blocks - sorry, but the door has barely been opened, so many unknowns and unexplaineds have popped up .... "basic" will be seen as subtler and yet more subtle, until consciousness will be looking at itself without intermediary or concept....

.... which as you suggest, we are already that ...

it is amusing for a yogi to watch neuroscience (much of the research motivated by trying to figure out how to get people to buy stuff.. lol)... big institutes are being set up to explain something a rishi knew a long time ago...

 
At 11/14/2007 1:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

cosmic connie:" But this "deeksha madness" is spreading, and it's really getting into the more "mainstream" New-Wage community here in Houston, and most certainly in Austin and surrounding areas. Soon, soon, it will be everywhere...."

2012 is at the corner.... their date line will be over. And hopefully they will give us a rest.
check them at the Burning Man:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c34QvgYZtQ

 
At 11/15/2007 9:32 AM, Anonymous Betty said...

anonymous said...2012 is at the corner.... their date line will be over. And hopefully they will give us a rest.

Using this logic, the Jehova Witnesses and TMO should have been over and done with long ago, the JW's in the 1930's and the TMO after 1975 when Maharishi declared "The Age of Enlightenment",
but the silly ass orgs just keep on going...

 

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