Sri Sri Spits On Hand, Jacks Off The Press
File under: The Siddhi of PR
Sri Sri is attempting to slime his way into a Nobel Peace Prize again this year, and he's got India's Daily News & Analysis shilling for him:
According to the buzz, spiritual guru Sri Sri Ravishankar is most likely to win the Nobel peace prize this year for his honorable contribution towards spreading the message of universal peace and harmony across the globe.He's sure got us gagging again, so on the menu tonight: a delicate stomach wash of 2 parts Drano, 1 part sulfuric acid and a touch of gasoline with added lit match, just to kill off anything left still alive down there.
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posted by guruphiliac @ 5:28 PM
13 Comments:
I would be very shocked to see Sri Sri win the Nobel Peace Prize. Amma has got it locked in, it is a sure deal for herself (LOL). The competition is heating up and fierce between the hugging saint and the man who brings peace everywhere.
The competition is heating up and fierce between the hugging saint and the man who brings peace everywhere.
You mean the hugging saint whose friends are crowbar wielding goons and the man who's NEVER brought peace to any place he went to on a peace mission.
The poor bastard is so hot to win this prize because Maharishi wanted it bad and never got it either. If there was a Nobel Pissing Contest Prize between the two of them and Ammachi, She She still couldn't win! Even squatting, Ammachi would blow both of them out of the water and if she couldn't win it fair and square, the threat of a crowbar upside the head will usually curtail a fellow's ability to fire off a good round!
Dear Misdirected souls, i suggest that u guys take up TM course or AOL basic course or meet Amma/SriSri and then make whatever opinions you want. otherwise, your post just seems to be very comic & its gives me a good laugh enjoying ur childishness:)
Instead of wasting your time with this offensive website, why don't you try doing or writing something that actually helps another human being?
why don't you try doing or writing something that actually helps another human being?
I am. You are reading it. It's called defending the truths of Vedanta from the likes of the fame-lusting Sri Sri and his ilk.
Can you explain how you are defending what you call the "truths of Vedanta" from a few Hindu guru/saints? Have you met any of these guru/saints? Are you a guru, a saint, an expert on Vedanta? Why does your background allow you to comment on this? Are you an expert? If yes, why, if no, why not?
Aslde from a blog site, and the protection of the first ammendment, which allows anyone to post/say or write anything, how is your blog spot actually helping, except maybe in your own mind?
How are you exposing Amma, "the fame lusting Sri Sri and his ilk" If this is anything more than your personal opinion, which is your right, why don't you actually try backing it up with some chronology and facts and history of Vedanta for those who don't know it, at least?
Or would you prefer to spread more blogger BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH?
Or would you prefer to spread more blogger BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH?
That's what I'm here for!
Can you explain how you are defending what you call the "truths of Vedanta" from a few Hindu guru/saints?
I defend the equal divinity of all against the truth-raping claims of the so-called divine gurus.
Are you a guru, a saint, an expert on Vedanta?
I'm just a jerk with some specialized opinions.
Are you an expert?
Only in the eyes of some of the readers, perhaps.
how is your blog spot actually helping, except maybe in your own mind?
By making clear the fact that no one person is any more divine than any other, and to believe such puts one's own self-realization at peril
why don't you actually try backing it up with some chronology and facts and history of Vedanta for those who don't know it, at least?
The ludicrousness of the claims these gurus make back themselves quite nicely.
Have you ever asked your own guru if he spits on hand and jacks off himself or the press, or does he have special exemption from you that the other (at least the male ones) don't?
And, uh, what about your own hyprocrisy or because you're God, too, are you exempt from that?
Have you ever asked your own guru if he spits on hand and jacks off himself
My gurus do not claim to be more God than anyone else. My gurus are not in it for the money. My gurus do not bring any special attention to themselves because they are realized. They are not Nobel Peace Prize-campaigning fame whores, either.
what about your own hyprocrisy
I would love to hear about my hypocrisy. Please tell me about it.
or because you're God, too, are you exempt from that?
I only claim to be some jerk with opinions whose value is entirely within the mind of the reader. I'm making statements based on my understanding of Vedantic truth. That understanding cannot be demonstrated. You either get it or you don't. I guess you don't.
Reading through the blog post without any opinion makes me feel as if Jody and her whatever guru are just shams with no credibility and an idea of what vedanta is all about, just a bunch of hyprocrats trying to get some attention out of their crowded little minds....
Jody and her whatever guru are just shams
You seem to be too duped to know the difference.
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