Amma's Mind-Control TV Network Up And Running

File under: Amma All-Over-The-Planet

Another milestone has been reached in Ammachi's steady march toward absolute global domination. Ammabots everywhere are rejoicing over the April 14th launch of Amrita TV, Ammachi's very own television network in India.

To recap: Stage One of Amma's global domination scheme was to strategically convert well-placed military personnel into Ammabots. Stage Two was a demonstration of Amma's remote-control over machinery in India. Now with Stage Three activiated, Ammachi can nourish the minds of the Ammabots in India [Ed.note: And soon everywhere else.] with her ideological replenishment service: AmmaThink™.

Fortunately, only minds already weakened by exposure to Ammachi's astral breast milk and the resulting infection of Amma-controlled brain cells are permeable to the ideas contained in AmmaThink™. Comprised mostly of Hindu superstition, coupled to a Victorian-era sexual morality and anything which can be interpreted to possibly indicate Amma's divinity—Ammathink™ is patently ridiculous to anyone with half a brain not already infected.

But if already infected, the mind of an Ammabot cannot get enough of Ammathink™. The desire to absorb it has been genetically programmed into the DNA of the milk-fed ganglia pulsing in their brains. Thus the success of Amrita TV is assured with this built-in market of breast-fed, mind-benumbed and critical thinking-hobbled automatons willing to take whatever pabulum their Mommy stuffs into their enfeebled minds.