Friday, March 24, 2006

Cracking The Kracki Code: The "Doctor"

File under: Satscams and Gurus Clockin' Dollars

As a continuing service to our readers, we take the propaganda missives of Austin, Texas deeksha scammer William Cooper and [decode them] for your understanding and enjoyment. What follows is the subjective impressions of another individual sucked into that giant money hole known as Oneness University:
[Name redacted], a naturopathic physician [possible quack] from Portland who has been a spiritual seeker since age 15 [seeking self-acceptance], went to India last year to learn how to perform [scam using] deeksha. She says the meditations and the highly psychological depth processing work [cult indoctrination] the movement uses, combined with the transmission of higher consciousness via deeksha [acceptance of mass hysteria as reality] makes the Oneness Movement unique in her experience. The non-religious orientation [hiding the Hindu superstition it's all based on] appealed to her western sensibilities.

"This is not all exotic and mystical and that sort of thing," says [name redacted]. "It's about becoming functionally awakened [indoctrinated into a completely erroneous idea of awakening]. This is not about going into dysfunctional, mystical states, [fantasy projections of their own subconscious] because that's not really going to help the world a whole heck of a lot. Bhagavan is very interested in people being functional [so that they continue to provide funds], being able to be enlightened [made to believe they are in a state of enlightenment based on utterly false ideas about it] in pursuit of their own vocation; [to keep the money coming] not that you become enlightened and you become a spiritual teacher [there's only room for two "teachers" here]. Because there's not necessarily that specific need. There is the need for there to be enlightened doctors, enlightened politicians, enlightened plumbers, enlightened landscape designers, architects, parents [all to keep the money coming]. There's just a need for everybody to be enlightened and bring it to their own vocation and be very functional in the world."

[Name redacted] admits that the promise of enlightenment [spiritual avarice] was absolutely a strong pull to go to India. When she came back she was, "in a very good space." [duped into thinking she was enlightened]

"I don't know how to describe it," she muses. "Relatively enlightened? [there is no such thing] And that state was very, very peaceful, very relaxed. [like I'd just smoked some good weed] My heart was very open. My mind was just very optimistic and positive. I tend to have, historically, a critical turn of mind. I'm the kind of person that sees the imperfections in things. I'm comparing things all the time. That was just sort of gone [I've given up my critical thinking faculties under the influence of the indoctrination]. When I came back here, we came back to a really kind of catastrophic thing with our house. Instead of freaking out, you just deal with it. It's fine, not to worry. That was kind of an interesting little test." [a dulled mind produces little color]

For [name redacted], enlightenment has not come like a bolt from the blue, but rather as a steadily increasing capacity to be present and to love [we use the terms of "love" and being "present" as they are relatively unassailable, this despite the fact that true enlightenment has nothing to do with either of them]. As she has continued to give deeksha [mislead folks just as she has been misled] to Oneness Movement participants [patsies] in the Portland area, (which is also a way to receive the higher energies as they pour through her) [all the product of the superstitious nonsense first promoted by the Theosophists] she is experiencing a gradual deepening and strengthening of her heightened original state [the indoctrination programming is stabilizing]. She mentions that, in the west especially, there is tremendous confusion and overawe about what enlightenment really is [the Kracki's version of enlightenment being the most heinously dishonest and incorrect idea of enlightenment in present existence].
We hope that's made it a bit more clear for you all. Next up, we decode the words of notorious deeksha scammer Ron Roth.

10 Comments:

At 3/24/2006 12:00 PM, Blogger facedog said...

Jody, this is the best reason for Guruphiliac to exist, namely to warn people and to have fun doing it. But you're not saying that being a naturopathic physician equates to being a quack, are you?

When she says, "For [name redacted], enlightenment has not come like a bolt from the blue, but rather as a steadily increasing capacity to be present and to love...",

she is trying to preserve the facade of honesty about her own non-enlightened state, while not going against the dogma that if you get the dickshit treatment, you will be enlightened. Or else she is trying to give the impression that she really is enlightened but is too humble to say it outright.

When a person has invested so much money in going to India, gotten certified as a dickshit presenter, and acquired a franchise to market oneself as a giver of enlightenment, it's hard to be really objective and honest. This very nice lady has become a bullshit artist. She should have stuck to naturopathy.

 
At 3/24/2006 12:09 PM, Blogger jody said...

you're not saying that being a naturopathic physician equates to being a quack, are you?

I updated the entry to read possible quack.

I don't know that much about naturopathy. What I do know is that much of what is considered "alternative healing" is just a heavy reliance on the placebo effect.

I prefer science, myself.

 
At 3/24/2006 12:22 PM, Blogger facedog said...

It is noted that Jody prefers drugs!

 
At 3/24/2006 12:26 PM, Blogger jody said...

It's more like I prefer a consistent paradigm of human biology, rather than a motley assortment of ancient ideas that have little verification beyond what people decide to believe about them.

 
At 3/24/2006 12:40 PM, Blogger osho worshipper said...

A naturopathic physician is not as you term it a "quack".

I see that you are getting quite a reputation for being obnoxious. If that is the way that you want to up your hit rate then why do you not frontpage list all the sites that have written about you?

Ok, censor me.

Guruphiliac
Jody Radzik

 
At 3/24/2006 12:48 PM, Blogger jody said...

A naturopathic physician is not as you term it a "quack".

Opinion noted.

I see that you are getting quite a reputation for being obnoxious.

Hooray!

If that is the way that you want to up your hit rate then why do you not frontpage list all the sites that have written about you?

They are right there on the right-hand side of the page, listed under the heading "Stalklogs."

Ok, censor me.

Maybe next time, bubba.

 
At 3/24/2006 3:14 PM, Blogger CHUCK said...

Wait a minute, OW, Jody is something of an Osho worshipper himself, at least an Osho respector. Frankly I enjoy it when Jody makes a blatantly whimsical judgement off the topic of consciousness. He the man!

 
At 3/24/2006 3:32 PM, Blogger jody said...

Thanks, Chuck.

Actually, I see Osho as good and bad. He was innovative in his attempts to break conditioning, yet his laissez-faire approach to the management of his org got him in trouble.

I'm not sure Osho Worshipper is an actual Osho devotee. I suspect it's an ID created by someone intent on stalking.

Of course, I could be completely wrong about that.

 
At 3/29/2006 12:18 PM, Blogger ontheotherhand said...

Jody,

Never met Osho (thank God for that, sorry) but I met his followers/successors who actually rented space at least once at SSRS's Bangalore ashram. What a troupe of self-important, brainwashed weirdos. They held sessions with a huge screen showing film of Osho, and all of them would chant to the point of hysteria, "Osho! Osho! Osho!" Oh really. It was one of the strangest gatherings I ever witnessed, surpassed only by SSRS himself, pretending to go into a trance-dance to a Siva bhajan and dancing away like he was drunk (very badly). All the SSRS followers were oooohing and aaaahing about how he danced "just like Siva" (How the hell they would know, I never figured out.) The Osho people had semi-private audiences with SSRS, and to their credit, were very rude, arrogant and basically questioned most everything he said to them. They left looking very contented with their performances.

I have read some of Osho's work and found it to be distinctly different from his followers. But if the fruit doesn't fall far from the tree......who knows. I did enjoy several of his books and some of his tapes and found him screamingly funny to listen to. A dear friend was a physician to Osho towards the end of his life and adores him to this day. I mentioned the fact that his skills as a doctor appeared to be lacking at least in saving Osho's life. He didn't get upset at all :-))

That doctor was a "quack" by the standards mentioned above (Ayurveda).

 
At 4/02/2006 9:41 AM, Blogger onenessuniv said...

She mentions that, in the west especially, there is tremendous confusion and overawe about what enlightenment really is [the Kracki's version of enlightenment being the most heinously dishonest and incorrect idea of enlightenment in present existence].

For the record, here is Krackpot Kracki's version of enlightenment taken from an ex's site:

"So this is the state of Mukthi. That is complete liberation of senses from the control of the mind." Taken from Kracki defines enlighenment

But even more hilarious is how Kracki describes himself.
"I am an Avatar. An Avatar is someone who has descended from universal consciousness. There are many avatars - mostly these descend from some kind of earthly consciousness which comprises the whole of humanity.

The universal consciousness governs the universe. There are many aspects to it, some of which can manifest in physical form. I am a manifestation of that aspect which is concerned with enlightenment.

Thus, I am an Avatar for Enlightenment."


BTW, The body language in the video in which Kracki answers questions on 'who he is' is a real give-away. Any dolt should see thru that.

-- Yet-Another-Kracki-Ex

 

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