Why Ask Us When You've Got Sai Baba?
File under: Hands Where They Don't Belong
Today we received one of those "I lost everything, please help me" spams from "Raju frm [sic] India" with an interesting appeal at its close:
In the name of Sai Baba, pls. help me. I promise God (Baba) will help you.This guy must lack access to the requisite pre-teen boys that would surely secure his grant from the Babaster himself. Besides, if we had $5000 lying around, we'd be in British Columbia flying to the top of snowy mountains in a helicopter.
Would anyone like to contribute to the Guruphiliac Canadian Mountain Holiday fund? We promise that Baba will help you, although we can't promise he won't help himself to your young male children as well.