Thursday, November 06, 2008

Chi-Ting Rides Again

File under: Gurubusting

We're a little late getting the news to you, but "His most righteous Holiness Sri Sri Swami Kevindanda" and his Chi-Ting Apocalypse guru gossip website are back up and hastening the fall of all that is good (for cloying big-time gurus who attempt to play-out their scams in India's capital of gurudom, Tiruvannamalai.) For any of you who doubt his qualification to comment on the state of these very "highest" of beings, regardez:
By the late 70's and early 80's Kevinanda had graduated to the new frontier of credit card fraud and rampant binges of shoplifting to feed his monstrous drug habit. Finally in 1985 Mr Plod in the form of Law and Order sentenced Kevinanda to 5 years in Pentonville jail.... After some extreme psychotic fits he was transferred to The Broadmoor secure unit for the criminally insane, where he made lifelong friends with the Kray twins and Myra Hindley who became his surrogate aunty... During a period in solitary confinement Kevinandaji had his first experience of samadhi and realised the oneness of all and metamorphosised into the all loving Apostle of Chi-ting...
We tip the turban in the direction of Tiruvannamalai and its premier gurubuster and our colleague, Sri Sri Swami Kevindanda.



At 12/05/2009 6:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

We're at the end of 2009 and where oh where is Kevananda?

At 1/20/2010 6:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's 2010.
Kevinanda, where are you?
Clever one, come out, come out where ever you are!
Please come back and have your say.

At 4/13/2010 11:32 AM, Anonymous Atilla said...

HIs most sublime Dodgyness is on Mount Olympus, strung out on ambrosia doing pervy things to call girls and assorted nymphs!


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