Guruphiliac: Amma Asks For Cash To Save US From Eclipse

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Amma Asks For Cash To Save US From Eclipse

File under: Gurus Clockin' Dollars and Amma All Over The Planet

On April 14th, executive Ammabots will be performing three special pujas. And it's a damn good thing too:
The Navagraha Homa offered on April 14th has a special significance to America as a nation. The solar eclipse is visible over the United States and this homa will help reduce the negative effect over the United States.
You get all three pujas performed in yours or a loved one's name for the low price of $600.00. Just think, you can help Amma save America from the impending ravages of the solar eclipse! Coming soon: Amma's Solar Eclipse Relief Effortâ„¢.

Ammabots have no need to worry. They will be directed by the astral milk-fed ganglia growing in their brains to make deposits in the full amount to Amma's bank accounts at staggered intervals. Amma and her swamis know better than to overload the banking system with the rush of their mind-benumbed minions parting with their money.


At 12/13/2006 2:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The things you're ridiculing here are older than recorded language. It's easy to believe the pervasive science myths about the history of our world and to think that the world before written word was nothing but cavemen and dinosaurs, but before you ridicule such ancient wisdom, maybe you should try to understand it first. Either that or respectfully remain silent to those who do.
The money given to Amma's charities are used for service to the poor. Think about the fact that it's cheaper to receive quality health care by flying to HER free hospital in India than it is to visit a doctor here in the States. Her tours can't even be said to be fund-raising tours for this reason, She's advertising services to us for our benefit.
I really appreciate your blog, it's information is valuable and the light hearted nature wonderful, so I forgive you for being an idiot with these criticism towards Amma. :)

At 12/13/2006 2:57 PM, Blogger guruphiliac said...

I forgive you for being an idiot with these criticism towards Amma.

Thank you. And I forgive you for being an idiot with regards to the nondual truth purportedly being conveyed by Amma, which in actual fact she does more to block than all the brothels on the planet.


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