Friday, April 20, 2007

Sour Puss Devi Steps In It Over Flag

File under: Gurubusting and The Siddhi of PR

We showed you the pictures almost two months ago. Now the government in the state of Orissa, India has seen them as well, and they aren't too happy about Nirmala Devi sticking her feet on India's flag:
The state requested the Centre to take appropriate action against the person responsible for the alleged disrespect shown to the national flag...

“The Orissa government received the controversial pictures showing the spiritual leader sitting on a chair with the tricolour [flag] under her feet some days ago,” home secretary Mr TK Mishra said...

Senior officials in the state home department opined that Nirmala Devi could land in serious trouble if the allegations were found to be true.
We guess she's not the goddess of the universe after all. Either that, or she's a crazy goddess playing games with herself on herself. Either way, it takes the unrepentantly egotistical devi down a few notches, which is where she belongs, along with all the other big-time gurus playing God to satisfy their adoration addictions (and fill their bank accounts.)

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At 4/20/2007 6:16 PM, Anonymous Chuck said...

Nirmala Devi could land in serious trouble if the allegations were found to be true.

Wow, you'd think that being a big tub of guts would be enough trouble for one goddess! All that weight on those dainty feet... Imagine how much trouble she'd be in if she'd made herself some thonged butt floss undies out of the flag of India, like they do here with the Texas flag. There'd be hell to pay!

 
At 4/21/2007 2:49 PM, Anonymous Betty said...

Chuck, I have looked on line but been unable to find the Texas flag underwear you mention. Can you give me a source for these items? I want to special order a pair for Maharishi and Sri Sri Ravi Shankar.

 
At 4/22/2007 6:17 AM, Blogger semblance s and orchestra said...

I want to special order a pair for Maharishi and Sri Sri Ravi Shankar.


~~~~ Betty ! i think in your born again life, you want to do some thing useful. As the new incarnation, this could be a nice 'job' to them. Im sure they're gonna love this.

While chuck in all his modesty and decorum, only wished that N'devi could make herself some undi. But you have gone ahead a step. You want to order for these two men. Good job betty. Keep it up. Call it as 'betty's secret'.

For that matter jody can help you with his adobe illustrator or photoshop and satiate your desire to see those men in thongs.

Well done betty. Gp is proud of your comeback in style !

 
At 4/22/2007 7:33 AM, Anonymous Chuck said...

Betty, about said purchases of Texas flag undies, I'd reccomend the boxer style for these two gentlemen, which can be worn over the top of the traditinal loin cloth (I know!)and can be bought on line from EBay.

 
At 4/24/2007 5:39 AM, Anonymous freefall said...

Chuck said:
Imagine how much trouble she'd be in if she'd made herself some thonged butt floss undies out of the flag of India, like they do here with the Texas flag.

Wouldn't that require a flag of the size of a small tent?

 

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